Interview with an Angry Teenage Welfare Mother

[seren]

It wriggles inside of me--so deep.
Amazing--I can feel it kick.
I know that I agreed to keep it,
But I can't bring myself to assign
It a gender; it's too early. Come
Back in March or April--such lovely months.

I shan't forget the first time
I laid eyes upon its father.
He was so...well-built, so rugged...
Ahem. Excuse me. Where was I?
Ah, yes! His smile--well, I should say
Sneer--wasn't for a moment elusive!
His teeth were so white and...sharp...
I'd given up my life to be with him,
You know. I even moved in with the
Pompous ass; he never appreciated
Me. I see that now. My parents
Didn't kick me out, but they would have.
So I ran away with him rather clichely,
And we moved into a cramped hovel
Of an apartment together. It was all
Fun and games, even with money being
Tight and scarce. But then, one day, I
Caught him looking at someone else's
Plumbing. Let's just say he won't be
Making anyone else a mother ever again.

So, now that the world knows everything,
This baby can finally be born an effeminate,
Father-hating bastard. Have you gotten
Every word I've said? Good, now go heed
Its warning and don't--don't under any
Circumstances--seek happy nights when
Young and with no means of protection.

[dragon]

Wow it sounds like a poem a character from the book Crank would write. She got pregnant from a guy, and this is exactly what she would say, down to the very last word.

[seren]

Cool! Never heard of it or read it, so that's pretty impressive! I just based her speech off of what one of my characters would ramble about and fit it to a specific issue.

[dragon]

what a quinkidink!!

[seren]

Thanks to William Shakespeare for the last two lines (that're more-or-less modified here.)

[dragon]

Meh, as long as you give him credit, I don't think he can care much.

[seren]

Aaaand, let's not forget that I modified it. I was originally just going to use his lines. His copyright's bound to be expired by now.